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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 20.06.2025 02:08

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Everyone loved it.

Then came..

Still no good

Can you share something that captivates you, whether it's an idea, a discovery, or an invention?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

No, not a chance

Is anal sex allowed in Islam? It's not written anywhere in the Quran whether it's forbidden or not.

Thumbs down again.

share office space ...

Nuts and Butts

Founder of 23andMe buys back company out of bankruptcy auction - Ars Technica

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Unacceptable again!

What is love?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Another attempt resulted in ...

So, the docs changed it to read

I have been married for 34 years, and I found out my wife lied, and cheated a lot back before we got married. Does she not change, or is it possible she is still a cheater?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Still no good.

Have husbands and wives ever had a threesome with someone in real life? How did it happen?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Next, they tried...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

How big is the French Army?

Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

James Webb telescope ups the odds that 'city-killer' asteroid 2024 YR4 will hit the moon in 2032 - Live Science

Loons and Moons

Freaks and Cheeks

No way

Why are Democrats at Q so desperate that they keep taking down my links to comments that prove the residents in Ohio have been filing complaints about the Haitians eating the local wildlife from ponds in the local parks? Election interference

Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Why do our deceased do not protect us from other bad spirits?

They put up a sign reading

Catatonics & High Colonics

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

So they tried

No go.