What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 02:08

Everyone loved it.
Then came..
Still no good
Can you share something that captivates you, whether it's an idea, a discovery, or an invention?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No, not a chance
Is anal sex allowed in Islam? It's not written anywhere in the Quran whether it's forbidden or not.
Thumbs down again.
share office space ...
Nuts and Butts
Founder of 23andMe buys back company out of bankruptcy auction - Ars Technica
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Another attempt resulted in ...
So, the docs changed it to read
Hysterias & Posteriors
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good.
Have husbands and wives ever had a threesome with someone in real life? How did it happen?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Next, they tried...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Just Forget it!
—
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Loons and Moons
Freaks and Cheeks
No way
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Why do our deceased do not protect us from other bad spirits?
They put up a sign reading
Catatonics & High Colonics
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So they tried
No go.